<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:00:40.071-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I Will Metro to You</title><subtitle type='html'>A blog for your texts from last night.
Send your texts from last night to textfromlastnight@gmail.com</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>19</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-2326916296527043142</id><published>2009-03-13T15:10:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T15:10:58.830-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Urge to Kill Rising.</title><content type='html'>10:12pm: only hatchets will solve this problem.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-2326916296527043142?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/2326916296527043142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/03/urge-to-kill-rising.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/2326916296527043142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/2326916296527043142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/03/urge-to-kill-rising.html' title='Urge to Kill Rising.'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-851162483004067956</id><published>2009-03-06T16:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-06T16:53:27.454-08:00</updated><title type='text'>No Gracias</title><content type='html'>12:46 am:  Well, that was bad.  Twilight reference?  Lets get taco bell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8:33 am:  I am walking past Muchas Gracias.  Chicken Burrito breakfast?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-851162483004067956?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/851162483004067956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/03/no-gracias.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/851162483004067956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/851162483004067956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/03/no-gracias.html' title='No Gracias'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-3912538936049276060</id><published>2009-02-25T16:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T16:04:52.580-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Too Much T</title><content type='html'>11:07pm Fri, Feb 6: How is the party?&lt;br /&gt;11:15pm Fri, Feb 6: Queers trying to rip a phonebook in half. Prob leaving soon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-3912538936049276060?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/3912538936049276060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/too-much-t.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/3912538936049276060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/3912538936049276060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/too-much-t.html' title='Too Much T'/><author><name>DJ DiddlySquat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04433446373205197859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U6YIJMXn4HE/SV5qOcLBAqI/AAAAAAAAAAk/k4ckrl3RrPg/S220/Photo+11.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-1121744391742597982</id><published>2009-02-25T15:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T15:58:10.105-08:00</updated><title type='text'>In the Midwest they go in a group.</title><content type='html'>10:22pm, Sat Feb 21st: Fuck. Why cant people pee together? LA bathrooms suck&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-1121744391742597982?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/1121744391742597982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/in-midwest-they-go-in-group.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1121744391742597982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1121744391742597982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/in-midwest-they-go-in-group.html' title='In the Midwest they go in a group.'/><author><name>DJ DiddlySquat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04433446373205197859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U6YIJMXn4HE/SV5qOcLBAqI/AAAAAAAAAAk/k4ckrl3RrPg/S220/Photo+11.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-5467529529737307618</id><published>2009-02-25T15:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T15:51:50.124-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I want a golden goose and I want it NOW!</title><content type='html'>12:29 am Saturday Feb 7th: Bring me a burrito&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-5467529529737307618?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/5467529529737307618/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-want-golden-goose-and-i-want-it-now.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/5467529529737307618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/5467529529737307618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-want-golden-goose-and-i-want-it-now.html' title='I want a golden goose and I want it NOW!'/><author><name>DJ DiddlySquat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04433446373205197859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U6YIJMXn4HE/SV5qOcLBAqI/AAAAAAAAAAk/k4ckrl3RrPg/S220/Photo+11.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-4936010595107822662</id><published>2009-02-14T14:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-14T14:51:13.490-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Portland Winter</title><content type='html'>11:14pm: I am a golden god.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-4936010595107822662?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/4936010595107822662/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/portland-winter.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/4936010595107822662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/4936010595107822662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/portland-winter.html' title='Portland Winter'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-1848074765849143694</id><published>2009-02-09T10:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T10:14:39.622-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Momma told me not to come</title><content type='html'>1:16 am:  I went 2 buy cigs and i got told thaat i look like i smoke and then he smoked me out! Guess my mom was rite&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-1848074765849143694?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/1848074765849143694/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/momma-told-me-not-to-come.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1848074765849143694'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1848074765849143694'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/momma-told-me-not-to-come.html' title='Momma told me not to come'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-8939970611625973067</id><published>2009-02-09T10:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-14T14:51:56.860-08:00</updated><title type='text'>petruli pervert</title><content type='html'>10:21pm - since when do you have naked moments? the hell? hippy.&lt;br /&gt;10:27pm - you could at least open your curtains. &lt;br /&gt;10:30pm - laundry is irrelevant. open sesame.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-8939970611625973067?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/8939970611625973067/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/petruli-peeping-tom.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/8939970611625973067'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/8939970611625973067'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/petruli-peeping-tom.html' title='petruli pervert'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-629790233247779943</id><published>2009-02-09T10:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T10:08:58.556-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gardening Spam</title><content type='html'>12:33am (from an unidentified number): Hoe&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-629790233247779943?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/629790233247779943/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/gardening-spam.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/629790233247779943'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/629790233247779943'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/gardening-spam.html' title='Gardening Spam'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-2336054291312717686</id><published>2009-02-09T10:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T10:06:59.828-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Groundhog's Day</title><content type='html'>12:43 a.m.: I'm at lez night. Again.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-2336054291312717686?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/2336054291312717686/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/groundhogs-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/2336054291312717686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/2336054291312717686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/02/groundhogs-day.html' title='Groundhog&apos;s Day'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-6523885504230940455</id><published>2009-01-12T16:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-12T16:31:14.494-08:00</updated><title type='text'>www.hotornot.com</title><content type='html'>11:48 p.m.:  For god's sake, rate me from there, horny single women.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; - Shnozie :-)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-6523885504230940455?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/6523885504230940455/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/wwwhotornotcom.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/6523885504230940455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/6523885504230940455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/wwwhotornotcom.html' title='www.hotornot.com'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-1463912868926021572</id><published>2009-01-12T16:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-12T16:29:31.867-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Should shitty house parties be forgot, and never brought to mind?  For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne.</title><content type='html'>12:44am:  J's house show is lousy. no cute girls. bad music. weak drinks. have to work tomorrow. 2009 looks grim so far.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1:12am:  Damn it, their toilet is clogged. I pity these fools. I pity us all.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-1463912868926021572?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/1463912868926021572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/should-shitty-house-parties-be-forgot.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1463912868926021572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1463912868926021572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/should-shitty-house-parties-be-forgot.html' title='Should shitty house parties be forgot, and never brought to mind?  For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne.'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-4022886526260465802</id><published>2009-01-06T21:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-06T21:29:58.427-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Book club approacheth and what's a lover to do?</title><content type='html'>9:27 pm:  Do you want me to come read to you?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-4022886526260465802?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/4022886526260465802/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/book-club-approacheth-and-whats-lover.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/4022886526260465802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/4022886526260465802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/book-club-approacheth-and-whats-lover.html' title='Book club approacheth and what&apos;s a lover to do?'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-1040336854704788884</id><published>2009-01-05T15:25:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T15:25:48.469-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm here to recruit you.</title><content type='html'>11:56 pm: I can hear people in the castro a mile and a half away.&lt;br /&gt;11:58 pm: sinners anyway.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-1040336854704788884?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/1040336854704788884/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/im-here-to-recruit-you.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1040336854704788884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1040336854704788884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/im-here-to-recruit-you.html' title='I&apos;m here to recruit you.'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-4610162475061430830</id><published>2009-01-05T15:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T15:20:58.328-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mazal tov</title><content type='html'>12:31 am: Jewish and Drunk. It's very Jewish and drunk.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-4610162475061430830?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/4610162475061430830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/mazal-tov.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/4610162475061430830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/4610162475061430830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/mazal-tov.html' title='Mazal tov'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-1637333531059446155</id><published>2009-01-03T15:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-03T15:06:27.145-08:00</updated><title type='text'>FYI</title><content type='html'>Received 10:13 pm: We are 1/8 of a roll away from being out of toilet paper.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-1637333531059446155?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/1637333531059446155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/fyi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1637333531059446155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1637333531059446155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/fyi.html' title='FYI'/><author><name>DJ DiddlySquat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04433446373205197859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U6YIJMXn4HE/SV5qOcLBAqI/AAAAAAAAAAk/k4ckrl3RrPg/S220/Photo+11.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-1663381877882845950</id><published>2009-01-02T15:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-02T15:58:07.305-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Poppin' Bubbly</title><content type='html'>3:38 am: I'm gonna hot tub these bitches.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-1663381877882845950?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/1663381877882845950/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/poppin-bubbly.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1663381877882845950'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/1663381877882845950'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/poppin-bubbly.html' title='Poppin&apos; Bubbly'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-8373303005201363162</id><published>2009-01-02T09:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-02T09:40:50.557-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mele Kayousuck</title><content type='html'>11:34 pm:  you suck. aloha.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-8373303005201363162?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/8373303005201363162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/mele-kayousuck.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/8373303005201363162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/8373303005201363162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/mele-kayousuck.html' title='Mele Kayousuck'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4278190640531198193.post-52417437236940955</id><published>2009-01-01T16:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-01T16:35:52.256-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Metro to You</title><content type='html'>2:47 am:  I'm going to be forward.  I want to spend the night with you.  I will metro to you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4278190640531198193-52417437236940955?l=iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/feeds/52417437236940955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/metro-to-you.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/52417437236940955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4278190640531198193/posts/default/52417437236940955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iwillmetrotoyou.blogspot.com/2009/01/metro-to-you.html' title='Metro to You'/><author><name>Texty Sadie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01885754515308397921</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWkO9y0hfbI/SV6m3rraAWI/AAAAAAAAAY8/iWYtWv8B74Y/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
